Show 607: Faeces by Species

Neal discusses, among other things, the role that bars, faeces and even the movement of the planets play in the something something of our planet....

Show 605: The Great Danes

DRUNKEN EPISODE! Neal discusses the politics of the Titanic, sirens through the ages, living in a dead end, how to identify the end of time,...

Show 604: Enunciating (sic) Vomit

Neal discusses a range of issues that he finds quite difficult to describe in textual form, but which are nonetheless fascinating and entertaining as always...

Show 603: Why we need Chimneys

Neal explains licensed gutter-water cat breeding, proposes a contingency plan for rescuing Professor Stephen Hawking in the event of a flood, and discusses cantilever giraffes,...

Show 602: Plenty of Jacksons in the Sea

Neal discusses the good old days, when kids would run away to join a pirate ship – the Ireland of the 1970s, the complications involved...

Show 601: Gifting a Mouthless Horse

This episode ends abruptly. Don’t panic, you don’t miss anything important. Today, Neal explains why you might need a shit-eating-grin, and discusses the problem with...

Show 600: Mary Magdalene’s Cat

Neal discusses the different types of bottomless buckets, pimps on MTV, bars in Russia, Mary Magdalene’s cat, monkey nuts from the point of view of...

Show 599: Acapello Clicking

Neal explains why boxers are hypocrites, why walls don’t need ears, why you would want an exact replica of the Universe and lots more....

Show 598: The Phlatus Experiment

Today Neal discusses America’s imminent exposure to the world of Eskimos, the definition of “”, the Phlatus experiment, cats being passed off as badgers on...

Show 597: Frosty Descartes

Neal explains how something as simple as a cat urinating on some monkey nuts may have prevented us from ever understanding the true nature of...

Show 596: Half Man, Half Rib

Neal explains how Adam and Eve produced a mixed race, how meat becomes salted, why cats don’t like skimmed milk, how to name an air...

Show 595: Automobile Blood Sausages

Neal discusses, among other things, the true nature of the standard so-called “rabbit sanctuary” and what it’s going to take for the automobile industry to...

Show 594: Smoking a Damp Squid

Neal discusses bucket list management, Mother Teresa’s footwear, selling viruses online, the show “COPS”, Yuri Geller’s anti spoon tirade, how cats’ imaginations work and lots...

Show 592: Bi-Polar Bear

Neal proposes a new way to tackle ignorance and deals with the anti-hoody brigade, bi-polar bears and lots more....

Show 591: Ring Pull Fossil CartonI

n one of the finest episodes of Into Your Head ever made, Neal unveils his unique and revolutionary new concept for an alterative to freezing...

590: Batman Turner Overdrive II

Neal discusses the responsibilities associated with creating fictional cats, why cats don’t use anti perspirant and more....

Show 589: Rose Tinted Superheroes

Neal discusses peanut bigotry, retaining toilet waste for religious reasons, how to split hairs, demystifying nuclear weaponry, attitudes to banana slicing,rose tinted superheroes, how to...

Show 587: As the Wasp Flies

Neal discusses 1984 versus 2001: A Space Odyssey, pet mice versus uninvited mice,  the dangers of fiction in commercials, Beelines versus crow lines  and lots...

Show 586: The Chicken Hypocrite

Neal doles out a few home truths about the listener’s judgemental and hypocritical attitude to bird-killing cats....

Show 585: Socrates versus a Rabid Cat

A still hoarse Neal tells of a suspected rabid cat, the invention of the fried fish and potato dinner, a misjudged philosopher in a bucket...

Show 584: What is a Face, Anyway?

A slightly hoarse Neal returns to discuss, among several other things, what happens when two cats walk up to two separate bars at the same...

Show 582: No More Ploughing

Neal discusses steering a house, advice for Morgan Spurlock, pre empting droplets, Moonlighting versus Hart to Hart, how to avoid being executed, pre-empting eggs, a...

Show 581: Admitting the Feet

Neal discusses the ideal font size for an insect to read (hypothetical) admitting defeat, making bureaucracy sound bad, admitting the feet, living with leprosy, snow,...

Show 580: The Off Day

Special episode! Neal embarks on a mission to redeem a below par episode. Listen on to find out whether he succeeds....

Show 579: Things that You are Not

Neal unveils his fascinating new theory that explains the Universe in terms of what it’s not. another two cats walk into a bar story and...

Show 578: Fleas versus Snowflakes

Neal lays down a few home truths about the weather, fleas, snowflakes, death, science, cats, thinking, planning, mindreading paradoxes, posthumous Beatles and more....