Show 638: Parroting an Amoeba

A tale of two Beatles in a bar, swearing versus binary code, distinguishing pudding bowl haircut wearers from each other, judgemental prehistoric amoebas, unnecessarily naming...

Show 637: Carbonated Chocolate

Why the Schrodinger cat deserves a name, things with bubbles in them, alternatives to using names of deities in vein, why presidents don’t need names,...

Show 636: Belching in a Walled Garden

The Italians and their tomatoes, Shakespearean language versus the modern day sandwich, fun with Braille, dealing with electrical tape, listener correspondence about helicopters, audience harmonica...

Show 635: Biscuits versus Bar Stools

Breakfast in a Sanatorium, how evolution will triumph over Miriam Webster, breaking an amoeba’s legs, stool shapes, touch screen devices for cats, biology versus space...

Show 631: Rocket Scientists are Terrorists

Why birds are paedophile scumbags, how the tax system deals with bags of scum, the pronunciation of elocution, what there was before the yniverse existed,...

Show 630: Searching for Ashes

A slightly hoarse Neal explains why NASA should search for ashes and discusses languages versus sandwiches, accidental pourage versus spillage, depressing news for data input...

Show 629: Tear Hygiene

Neal discusses off road jaywalking, how to be a police officer, tear related hygiene issues,  borrowing a name, responsibilities of bear owners, the practicalities of...

Show 627: Jamiroquai and the Coal Miners

Neal discusses the problem with Satan, manufactured noises in supermarkets, the world through a model aeroplane, the Jamiroquai view of life, heating coal mines, painting...

Show 625: A Mountain out of a Murder

ow porn scripts get made, Cosmetic testing on vegetables, perspiration technology, how to approach a traffic cop, the late Glen Acton explains why moss-gathering is...

Show 624: Paintball Stoicism

Neal discusses being a number in a bar, stoicism on TV news, exploring beyond the North Pole,  the principles of caffeine management, how music and...

Show 623: Souls versus Mugs

Neal performs a song about delegation in the postal service and discusses souls versus mugs, how cloud computing may cause murders, using zebras to teach...

Show 622: Moustachio Nuts

Neal discusses the problem with binary coffee, Professor Stephen Hawkins’s fast food franchise, Walt Disney’s suspended animation, whether Hitler had cats, serving alcohol in zoological...

Show 621: Menu Evidence Bags

Neal completely reinvents the crossword again, explains how to pluck a pheasant and discusses prying guns from dead hands, menu evidence bags, smell punching, potato...

Show 620: People called Ron

Neal discusses Justin Bieber versus Alanis Morissette versus people called Ron, the arguments against transparency, headless football, stereophonic chemicals, how Economists misuse arrows when discussing...

Show 619: An Extinct Doornail

Neal discusses donating tap water to US Presidential candidates, life as an undereducated anteater versus life as a doornail, how Adam and Eve went about...

Show 616: Pistachio Rap for Harmonica

Neal discusses marketing pistachio nut paste at children, American attitudes to biscuits and repairing a horse’s hind legs. He also attempts some harmonica-based Eminem-style rapping...

Show 615: In the Psychiatrist’s Stool

Neal proposes a new nature documentary format based on the Olympics and discusses the role of monkey nuts in alien evolution, the argument in favour...

Show 614: Curved Playing Field

Neal predicts his own toaster-urine-related death and discusses deodorant testers, sweet ‘n’ sour cream diarrhoea, modern fish scales, rose tinted contact lenses, cats in circuses,...

Show 613: Clockular Scissors

Neal investigates the abuse of drugs by several listeners and discusses the use of stingers by post offices, the original pre-cartoon 3D era, competing with...

Show 612: Cow Flesh Shoes

Neal revisits last week’s pre-death Neil Armstrong space urination question debacle and discusses Robert De Niro’s prison training, chemically reconstituting monkey nuts, cow flesh moccasins,...

Show 611: Blood Oranges and the Undead

Neal sets out the argument against punching taxi drivers in the face and discusses the limitations of fictional time travel, the undead versus the non-dead,...

Show 610: Shit Creek in the Air

Neal discusses, among many other things, getting NASA union rights for every human being on Earth, and why that might be a bad thing....

Show 609: Bolemiaviation

Neal discusses the dangers of becoming too light, the subconscious topic bucket, a gaping flaw in the Olympic equestrian games, holding your breath on Mars,...