Show 669: Hair to a Alien

In a sub standard but nonetheless released episode, Neal discusses how to admonish your future self, the problem with digging, life without a mouth, a...

Show 668: Beatles Songbook for Harmonica

How common sense works, Lady Madonna’s harmonica, how to make a curry,  New York’s phlegm retardant Eskimo index, Ryan Seacrest invades Dublin, artificial fists, you...

Show 667: Right Time, Wrong Chavez

Legal implications of extras in real life, bird faeces in fine cuisine, natural icing on trees,  how invisible people could end the recession, my apparently...

Show 666: Help for Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics

Underground passport control, Shakespeare’s vanity search, bottle deposit economics, Microsoft’s holographic keyboard, how to survive show 666, posthumously fueling flowers, cat hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics in bars and more....

Show 665: How to Identify a Fork

Horse meat snobbery, escaping a bear, unattended yoyos, George Orwell’s fake forks, fear of the light, owning encyclopedias, Pope Benedict and his new pasttime, wine...

Show 664: Facial Organs in 2D

Life before spatial awareness, how Stephen King started writing, facial organs in 2D, irresponsible weather management by ancient civilisations, convenience stores versus dinosaurs, that song...

Show 663: Random Crap from the Sky

Maintaining a clean dental record, feminine hygiene in the Garden of Eden, earthing an aircraft to the ground, how to interpret rudeness positively,  how the brain works, Russian...

Show 662: Cloud Chicken Land

A slightly hoarse Neal discusses verifying so-called fiction, round boxing rings, why Mother Nature should specialise more, how to instantly live in the future, a...

Show 661: The Bonsai Country

Sewing a cotton ear bud, chain link fence art, minority kitchen utensils, cow names for humans, taking pride in exhaling carbon dioxide, a little pizza...

Show 660: Tin Foil Underhats

The problem with coin operated time machines, why centipedes have to be vigilant against BS, tin foil underhats, pronouncing animal noises, quantum physics, drawing a...

Show 659: Wet Bread and Fish

Magic versus miracles, salt culture, silencing negativity with maths, Adam and Eve and their cow versus the Mona Lisa, the theme to The Fall Guy,,...

Show 658: Fallen Tree Medicine

Adapting lost keys, why it’s rude to say restroom, the fallen tree approach to medicine, catwalks versus runways, getting the most out of a PostIt...

Show 657: Kumquat Psychiatry

Why giraffes look smaller than they are, post JFK libraries, life as a bacterial organism, how to make a mockery, how to quantify a pee,...

Show 656: Russian for a Pisce

Apologies for the sub par sound quality. When food addicts start injecting, when beverages wear clothes,  when nail scissors bend, when brains get tattooed, when...

Show 655: Phephelstine

Saying no to gullet cleansers, how deaf dogs get by, controlling your dreams, Latin in the nineteen eighties, expanding my musical arsenal, clamping calendars to...

Show 654: An Artificial Hernia

Life as a dog prostitute, bone bread, analyzing your own brain, an artificial hernia, using the outside of your throat, elephants versus optimism, friendly sports,...

Show 653: Napoleon Plays the Bongo

OCD TV chefs, reinventing the clock, renting time versus selling it, why dogs steal, medicinal pies, the problem with NIke, eating without dining, gravity versus...

Show 652: How to Distract a Magician

Harvesting dog ears, Investing in coal, mugs versus souls, spitting in the office, tangerines,  OCD magicianship, sorting junk mail, the problem with the sardine industry,...

Show 651: Coffee for Kids

Extended episode! Why children should be given coffee, the Rules of the Road through the eyes of a dog, making capsules from piss, midnight postal...

Show 650: Fossilising Your Home

Fakely disposable mugs, sexing an inanimate object, tracing the word vomit, how to prepare your home for fossilisation, why it’s not really January, SIC versus...

Show 649: Cooking with FrankincensNe

Neal discusses coke obsessed polar bears, a noteworthy dog, a  cooking with frankincense, roast monkey chestnuts, what to get the king who has everything and...

Show 648: The Mug Humbling

The physics of coffee making, dressing up to play sports, alleviating listener blame, why Sting is not a punk, Tony Hawks “Round Ireland with a...

Show 647: Melting Buckets

The monkey nut marketing principle, scenes from a 1980s Ethiopian bar, an appearance from deceased junior announcer Glen Acton, another new bulletine of Athy Weekly World...

Show 646: Intellectual Squatting

Redesigning the boiled egg, applying principles from The Dukes of Hazard to pub architecture, how swearing causes species to go extinct, alternative mouth architecture, Hitler...

Show 644: Making Dogs Interesting

There’s another brand new Athy Weekly World News with Shainne Greoige and Neal discusses bodily fluid snobbery, horizons versus coasts, a tale of two Hitlers...

Show 643: Rigmarole

Recovering from a Terminator shooting in a bar, how cat vomit fits into the circle of life, manual pen holders, a closer look at rigmaroles,...

Show 642: Racket Rackets

Violent ball games, Sausages for free spirits, How the emergency services deal with lions in bars, Racket rackets, Why there’s no tomorrow but it’s not...

Show 641: Flashcards for Pubs

Exposing Alanis Morissette, drunk glove puppets, trucks that carry dead space shuttles, monkey nuts in the future, flashcards for pubs, why this isn’t a Pink...

Show 640: Cat Concierge

Alcohol concierges for cats, psychic dog walking, catching diseases off yourself, a perpetual circumnavigatory phone call,  bags for life versus flowers, the problem with long...

Show 639: Drunk Dog Scams

On today’s episode, your host is a little over caffeinated and talks very fast. If you can keep up, you’ll hear about treating the sea...